White t-shirt with 'Illegal, expensive or blond' print, angled view

White 'Illegal, expensive or blond' t-shirt, front view

Close-up of the 'Illegal, expensive or blond' print on a white t-shirt

White 'Illegal, expensive or blond' t-shirt, back view

Funny t-shirts

Illegal, expensive or blond

$35.00 incl. VAT

Size: M Size guide

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Tip: size up one size Our tees use European sizing, which runs about one size smaller than US sizing. If you usually wear an M, choose an L. Size guide

Delivered in 5–8 days Shipping to the EU, US & Canada Free shipping on orders over €69
14-day returns

Description

A shirt for anyone with expensive taste, questionable judgment, and a weakness for blondes.

Material & care

A soft, comfy tee made from organic cotton. It’s on the thicker side, so it feels solid and you can’t see through it. It keeps its shape and size, even after lots of washes.
It’s gentle on your skin, free from harmful chemicals and 100% vegan.

•100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
•Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
•Single jersey
•Regular fit
•Set-in sleeves
•1 × 1 rib at collar
•Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
•Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
•Organic cotton certified under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
•Fabric certified according to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 1112055, Centexbel)
•PETA-Approved Vegan
•Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Size & fit

Regular unisex fit: standard length, not tight, not baggy. The fabric moves with you, and the side seams give it a neat, slightly fitted look.

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
US customers should order a size up as the EU sizes for this supplier correspond to a smaller size in the US market.
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

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Shipping & returns

EU orders are printed and shipped from Europe, and US and Canadian orders from the US. Delivery usually takes 5–8 days.

You can return items within 14 days of receiving them. Shipping costs are shown at checkout.

Size guide

Stanley/Stella STTU169

Regular unisex fit. Comfortable, not tight and not baggy.

Which size? EU sizing. In the US and Canada, choose one size up.

Measurements in cm (inches)

Size	A · Length	B · Width	C · Sleeve
XS	65 (25.6)	47.5 (18.7)	21 (8.3)
S	69 (27.2)	49.5 (19.5)	22.5 (8.9)
M	73 (28.7)	53.5 (21.1)	24 (9.4)
L	75 (29.5)	56.5 (22.2)	24.5 (9.6)
XL	77 (30.3)	59.5 (23.4)	25 (9.8)
2XL	79 (31.1)	63.5 (25.0)	25.5 (10.0)
3XL	81 (31.9)	67.5 (26.6)	26 (10.2)
4XL	83 (32.7)	72.5 (28.5)	26 (10.2)
5XL	84 (33.1)	77.5 (30.5)	26 (10.2)