Buying a gift for someone who has everything is hard. Buying a gift for someone who has everything and a questionable sense of humour is easier than you think.
A funny t-shirt is one of the few gifts that gets a laugh when it's unwrapped and actually gets used afterwards. It works for birthdays, Secret Santa, leaving dos and "I saw this and thought of you" moments. Here's how to pick one they'll wear, not just screenshot.
1. For the friend who laughs at the wrong moments
Everyone has one. They're the reason you can't make eye contact at serious events. Get them something from our funny t-shirts collection: bold, slightly wrong and guaranteed to start a conversation they'll enjoy more than anyone else in the room.
2. For the animal lover (allegedly)
Our Wildlife, Allegedly series features hand-drawn animals with clearly labelled names, because otherwise you might not be sure. A fish. A cat. A snek. They're understated enough for everyday wear and just odd enough that people will ask about them.
3. For couples who are a little bit unwell
Matching outfits are cute. Matching outfits with a punchline are better. Our bundles are made for pairs who'd rather make people laugh than make them jealous. Ideal for anniversaries, engagements or simply making their friends roll their eyes.
4. For the minimalist with a hidden dark side
Not everyone wants a slogan across their chest. Our basic tees keep it clean on the outside, with all the 9TEE8 attitude in the fit and feel.
5. When you have no idea what they'd like
Play it safe and let them choose their own bad decision. A 9TEE8 gift card is delivered by email straight away, so it's also the perfect last-minute save when you've (once again) forgotten a birthday.
What makes a funny t-shirt a good gift?
- It has to feel good. A great joke on a scratchy, see-through shirt goes straight to the back of the drawer. Our tees are 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, soft from day one and built to survive a lot of washes.
- The fit matters. Our tees have a regular, unisex fit. Not sure of their size? Check our size guide. If they're between sizes, size up.
- Know your audience. Some designs are fine for the office. Some are better suited to a Friday night. You know your friend; we're just here to provide the ammunition.
Order in good time
Delivery usually takes 5–9 business days in most of Europe and 8–13 in the US and Canada. If the birthday is tomorrow, a gift card is your friend. Orders over €69 ship for free, so getting a shirt for yourself as well isn't the worst idea.
The short version
Pick a design that matches their sense of humour, get the size right, and order early. Then sit back and enjoy being the person who gave the best present at the party.